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Spurs 104, Grizzlies 93: Well, Crap.

The Grizzlies fought mightily tonight, but ultimately they blew a huge first quarter lead and fell to the Spurs in overtime (yes, that again) 104-93.

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Game 2 Final Score: Spurs 93, Grizzlies 89

That really, really sucked part II

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Game 1 Final Score: Spurs 105, Grizzlies 83

That really, really sucked.

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Game 6 Final Score: Grizzlies 88, Thunder 84

THE GRIZZLIES ARE GOING TO THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS!

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Game 3 Final Score: Grizzlies 87, Thunder 81

The Grizzlies, led by an incredible performance from Marc Gasol, take a pivotal game 3 win against the Thunder

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Game 2 Final Score: Grizzlies 99, Thunder 93

The Grizzlies pull out an ugly, improbable win on the road at Oklahoma City despite weird nights from just about everybody... ...except Mike Conley and Tony Allen.

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Game, Set, Match: Grizzlies 118, Clippers 105

It's over.. I can't believe it's over!

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Final Score Haiku Time: Grizzlies 103, Clippers 93

It's back to the Grindhouse for an elimination game on Friday night, as the Grizzlies finally managed to steal one at STAPLES Center.

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Game 4: Final Score: Grizzlies 104, Clippers 83

Woooooo! Finally, an easy win for the Grizzlies. Series tied 2-2! Time to celebrate Memphis!

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Final Score: Clippers 93, Grizzlies 91

I still have no idea what some of those rotations were about, and the free throw shooting has to get better, but that was a much better game out of the Grizzlies than Game 1. Maybe the crappiest...

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Game 1 Final Score: Clippers 112, Grizzlies 91

The Clippers took the Grizzlies out behind STAPLES Center and gave 'em a whoopin' tonight in Los Angeles.

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Final Score: Clippers 91, Grizzlies 87

The Grizzlies lost. It was ugly. I do not feel like I can talk about it yet.

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Grizzlies 103, Rockets 94: Failure to Launch

The Rockets never led tonight, and Tony Allen was able to hold James Harden to 7 points. It was awesome.

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Final Score: Grizzlies 102, Blazers 97

The Grizzlies beat the Blazers in Portland for the first time since, like, 2010. Why not celebrate with a haiku!

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Final Score: Grizzlies 96, Hornets 85

The Grizzlies held off Anthony Davis and the New Orleans Hornets tonight at FedExForum to win 96-85 and improve to 42-19 on the year. So, of course, I wrote a haiku.

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Final Score: Grizzlies 108, Kings 101

The Grizzlies beat the Kings tonight in what was, by all accounts, mostly the Tony Allen show. Allen had 19 points, 8 rebounds, 3 assists, 2 steals and a block.

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Final Score: Grizzlies 103, Sixers 100: Gasol'd

The Grizzlies went to Philadelphia and won one without Mike Conley tonight.

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Grizzlies 106, Lakers 93: Insert Wroten Pun Here

Tony Wroten made a splash tonight as the Grizzlies beat the Lakers 106-93, and it wasn't as close as the final score would indicate.

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Final Score: Pacers 82, Grizzlies 81: Too Late

That was a low-scoring game. And the Grizzlies scored even lower than the Pacers did. And the last play didn't look so good.

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Grizzlies 85, Bulls 82: Extended Uglyball Time

The Grizzlies knocked off the Bulls in Chicago tonight, but it took them extra time to do it.

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Final Score: Spurs 103, Grizzlies 82: Garbage Time

That was horrible. The Grizzlies came out and ripped a big old garbage fart of a second half in San Antonio tonight, and they were punished mercilessly for it.

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Mavericks 104, Grizzlies 83: Terrible.

The Grizzlies, well, didn't do so hot in Dallas tonight. They were clearly worn out from the previous night's overtime victory over the Spurs, and just never got it going against the Mavericks.

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Final Score: Grizzlies 101, Spurs 98

The Grizzlies took out the division-leading Spurs tonight in an overtime win at FedExForum. It felt like a playoff game, and there were some amazing plays by both teams. Basketball is awesome.

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Final Score Haiku: It's Wayne-ing Buckets

The Grizzlies stomped on the Kings Monday night, beating them 113-81 in Sacramento. Wayne Ellington torched the Kings for 26 points, 18 of which were scored from long range. Also: a haiku!

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Final Score: Grizzlies 92, Suns 81

The Grizzlies never trailed in tonight's win over Phoenix. They struggled in the fourth quarter but got it together to close out and start this week's road trip out on the right foot. And there's poetry.

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Blazers Beat the Grizzlies: The Haiku of Defeat

The Grizzlies lost a close home game to the Blazers, 86-84. Come share your reactions. I may have written a poem.

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