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How Mike Conley saved the Grizzlies and fulfilled not-so-ancient prophecy

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A Grizzlies win was all but promised. But still: How did it happen?

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My mom and I have Vanderbilt basketball season tickets. Saturday night, Vanderbilt hosted Purdue at 8 p.m. Memphis tipped in Philly ninety minutes earlier. I watched the Grizzlies' sluggish first half at home, recorded the second, and drove to Memorial Gym because this was family (and because these were the Sixers).

The Commodores led 43-32 at the half, a surprising and giddy development for Vandy fans. Our team trots out three freshman starters, and the other two are sophomores. It's been a rough couple of years. To drop 43 on Purdue in the first half--yeah, there were good vibes in Memorial Gym.

43 points--that's where I left the Grizzlies. Trailing, 50-43. I chalked it up to the double-OT tango the night before, the late-night flight, the only-natural dreariness of playing the worst team in the league on a Saturday night in mid-December. Joerger would get 'em straight, I figured. By the time I was home and DVR'ing my way through the second half, the boys would already be on a #HappyFlight back to Beale Street.

Back in Memorial Gym, the second half started. And I got about seventeen variations of the same text: "CONLEY!!!!!!"

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"This is the largest lead Philadelphia has had on anybody all year long." - Pete Pranica

It's 11:30 p.m., I have before me a frozen pizza that I will consume whole and without the benefit of a pizza cutter, and I have absolutely no clue how the Grizzlies are going to win this game.

There is 7:15 left. Memphis is down 95-77. There is no actual way the Grizzlies win this game.

And yet, those "CONLEY!!!!!!" texts. What do I do about those "CONLEY!!!!!!" texts?

I press play, and watch even closer, like I'm bearing witness to an astronomical miracle--a lunar eclipse, or one of my friend Chad's magic tricks. How do the Grizzlies win this game? (I, of course, don't know the Grizzlies win--I just know that something will happen that will inspire a dozen of my friends to send me texts with lots of exclamation points in them.)

The lineup is Calathes/Udrih/Lee/Leuer/Randolph, which ain't exactly the '27 Yankees. Courtney Lee hits free throws, Tony Wroten turns it over, and Z-Bo makes a layup (95-81). Michael Carter-Williams scores, but Lee answers with a three (97-84). Then, Nick Calathes leaves a delicious dish for Randolph (97-86), and I already understand. I already understand how it happens.

Calathes grabs a steal, and hits Z-Bo for an and-one. It's 97-89. In two minutes, Memphis has cut the lead from eighteen to eight. (Is Nick Calathes about to be the hero?)

With a C-Lee three, Memphis gets the deficit to six (98-92) at 4:41. A Conley trey at 2:31 gets it to five (102-97). But sweet heavens almighty, there's Robert Covington, who is a real NBA player and person, who keeps raining threes and draining frees. When Luc Richard Mbah a Moute cans a jumper to lead 107-98, even I, despite my texts from the Ghost of Conley Future, agree with Pete Pranica: "That may be the dagger right there."

But, well, Beno hits a three. Carter-Williams blows a layup. And then Conley hits a three. And then Carter-Williams shoves Conley to the floor and nabs an offensive foul. And then Conley scores on a drive to the basket.

And then my DVR cuts off.

I had not pressed "record with extended time." Any bozo with a TiVo knows to record with extended time. Why did I not record with extended time?

"Because it's the Sixers," my roommate, who'd wandered in, offers.

Dejected, I flailed around for Fox SportSouth, hoping to catch one of those late-night game reruns they sometimes do.

And I found it. The game was in the fourth quarter, at the 7:35 mark. I settled in, listened to ole Pete say it again, "This is the largest lead Philadelphia has had on anybody all year long."

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Vandy's players slept snugly in their dorms after their big win. The Grizzlies' crew were wheels-down in Memphis. I had mowed through the frozen pizza, swilled a couple glasses of wine.

It was 12:30 in the morning when I finally got around to replying to those "CONLEY!!!!!!" texts.