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GBB Community Mock Draft: Los Angeles Clippers pick #28

Tonyallenismyhomeboy comes back to represent the Clippers at 28, who is left for the Clips to take? (and will that player even sign with a team that's still owned by a moron?)

Ronald Martinez
Previous Picks: #1#2#3#4#5#6#7#8#9#10#11#12#13, #14, #15, #16, #17, #18#19#20#21#22#23#24#25#26

Team and Draft Order Representative GM Player Selected
#1 Cleveland Cavaliers Chris Faulkner Andrew Wiggins
#2 Milwaukee Bucks Kwhittington Joel Embiid
#3 Philadelphia 76ers KellyMelvina Jabari Parker
#4 Orlando Magic BluesCityJoe Dante Exum
#5 Philadelphia 76ers (from UTA) KellyMelvina Aaron Gordon
#6 Boston Celtics Dekebarron Noah Vonleh
#7 LA Lakers Tonyallenismyhomeboy Marcus Smart
#8 Chicago Bulls (from SAC) Chip Williams Julius Randle
#9 Charlotte Hornets Andrew Ford Nik Stauskas
#10 Utah Jazz (from PHI) Jmxisnext Adreian Payne
#11 Denver Nuggets VancouverGrizz Gary Harris
#12 Atlanta Hawks (from ORL) Matt Hrdlicka Dario Saric
#13 Phoenix Suns (from MIN) Adam Rubrum Rodney Hood
#14 Memphis Grizzlies (from MIN) Joe Mullinax Doug McDermott
#15 Orlando Magic (from ATL) BluesCityJoe Kyle Anderson
#16 Chicago Bulls Chip Williams T.J. Warren
#17 Boston Celtics Dekebarron Zach LaVine
#18 Phoenix Suns Adam Rubrum Tyler Ennis
#19 Sacramento Kings (from CHI) Tcampbell395 Jerami Grant
#20 Toronto Raptors Arkm110 Cleanthony Early
#21 Oklahoma City Thunder Kevin Yeung Jusuf Nurkic
#22 Memphis Grizzlies Joe Mullinax Elfrid Payton
#23 Utah Jazz Jmxisnext P.J. Hairston
#24 Charlotte Hornets Andrew Ford Jarnell Stokes
#25 Houston Rockets LSUDavidTerry James Young
#26 Miami Heat Jill Kong K.J. McDaniels
#27 Minnesota Timberwolves (from PHO) DontKillJohn Glenn Robinson III

You know....being a Grizz fan I hate this team.  Hate Hate hate hate hate hate this team.  I hate Blake Griffin's Hell-Boy lookin' self.  I hate Chris Paul with every fiber of my being (s/o Jon Roser for that one).  I hate every time Jamal Crawford shoots, the way J.J. Reddick runs, and the way Deandre Jordan looks.  For a minute there it was cool to hate this team, thanks to their racist owner.  Now...If I were a lesser man...I would make all sorts of Donald Sterling racist jokes...like this one

Donald Sterling's Sight Unseen NBA Draft Assessment 2014

1)     Andrew Wiggins -maybe

2) Joel Imbiid

3) Jabari Parker

4)     Noah Vonaleh- possible Jew?

5) Dante Exum where are the white guys at???

6)     Doug McDermott- Seems like a good kid

...But I am clearly above that.  Now everyone loves these guys, respects Doc Rivers, and lauds the new owner.  Just wait until this team wins the draft lottery.  I hope they move to Seattle.

Anywho...

With the 28th pick in the draft...the Los Angeles C@#$%^s select

28) Walter Tavares, C, Gran Canaria


This feels like a draft and stash, especially if they cannot get any help immediately on the low post.  Remember, this team had Danny Granger, Big Baby, and Hedo Turkoglu as backups for Hell Boy.  Those guys might as well show up to pick up their checks with a mask and a gun.  I really wanted Jarnell Stokes, but que sera.

Who knows what kind of NBA player Tavares will become, but he is 7'3" and Doc Rivers is great with big men.  I mean...he taught Deandre Jordan to walk and chew bubble gum at the same time.  Plus, Tavares has an amazing story about being discovered by a German tourist and never playing basketball before he turned 17.  He will need some time to progress...but hey...that's what Europe is for.  This team is ready to win now and can afford to stash a guy for the long term.