It's that time of year before we really start to see an influx of new names around here, so I wanted to give all of you old timers a chance to profile yourselves before things get too crazy around here.
What's the goal here? Explain your SB Nation handle. Mine's obviously not too crazy -- it's my full name. And there are a lot of you out there who do the same, but I'd still like to extend the opportunity for you all to let everyone else know whatever it is you stand for here, what you do in 'real life', and anything else you want to share.
Come out ye lurkers and ye talkers alike!