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All Haiku Review: Grizzlies use mixed attack to beat Celtics, 101-98

Fun Night in Memphis. Grizz get a much needed win. Enjoy my gimmick!

Justin Ford-USA TODAY Sports

Pregame

MC/C-Lee out

Seems like it's a mud game

Rio in long term

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Denver really sucked

But Friday was super fun

Throw it to the hand

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What I know about BOS:

Not THAT Isaiah Thomas

All Hair First Team Guys

First Quarter

12:00

Sunday afternoon

Early starts can be lonesome

Derpy football games

11:18

TA made a three

Drink drink drink drink drink drink drink

For we all may die

9:08

Grizz down seven now

Crowder is a dreadlocked blur

Three rubber band hair

6:39

Gonna be that night

Seventeen to one run now

Seattle Grizzlies?

6:25

ZBo off the bench

Every team needs a hero

Who is that masked man???

5:21

Not a Matt Barnes fan

Like a regrettable tat

Smacked Fisher tho

4:24

Four foot eleven

Genuine Grizz Killer

Isaiah Thomas

1:27

Olynyck pony tail

Smart and Sullinger blonde 'hawks

Celtic All-hair team

End of the first quarter

No defense/No Points

Effort is half assed at best

Grizzlies down eighteen

Second Quarter

10:35

That Marcus Smart steal

Leads to a David Lee dunk

Revelation 19

9:35

TA is point guard

It's the end of the world as we know it

I feel fine

8:38

Starting to show life

Did I put on pants for this?

Totally did not

5:33

Jamyke got a dunk

But Boston leads in O boards

Two hundred to two

4:10

Vince Carter with his third block

Half Dikembe Mutombo

Half amazing?

3:07

What just happened here?

I didn't think they called that

Rio with the walk

End of the Second Quarter

3/4-assed effort

Still down by fifteen dumb points

Meh...what else is on?

Third Quarter

12:00

ZBo starts the third

Reign of Jeff Green is over

It was a good day

7:39

Matt Barnes run out miss

Down seventeen to the Celts

Keep your head up man

7:21

MLK Day Pub

Never been a JRose fan

Can Heywood still play?

6:17

So many guys out

I did not even notice

Is Marc in the lineup?

4:42

Making a small run

Rio with the hoop and harm

Showing some heart here

1:24

This is a weird game

Just when it seems all is lost

ZBO three pointer

0:21

The more that things change

The more that they stay the same

Evan Turner sucks

End of Third Quarter

Fourteen to zero run

Lead down to single digits

Damn that Tuohy math

Fourth Quarter

9:02

VC and TA

Dunk and steal and dunk out here

Giving us all life

6:24

Grizzlies new offense:

TA dunks on errybody

First team all offense

4:37

The crowd is alive

Celts can't score to save them

Grizzlies down one now

3:49

It's a hoop plus one

I really can't see too good...

Ghost of Marc Gasol?

3:08

Tie game Grit-n-Grind

Miss rebound miss rebound foul

Zbo is not dead

1:21

Turnover turnover turn-

over turnover turnover turnover

Too many of those

0:53

Rio miss from three

Put back by Matt Barnes you

Magnificent bastard

0:33

Something something else

Something something something else

Marcus Smart Dumb

0:27

Hey Avery Bradley...

Brick brick brick brick brick brick brick

brick brick brick brick brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrick

0:17

In-bounding is fun

Matt Barnes may be the hero

Let's try that again

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What was that timeout?

I mean what was that timout???

Seriously?  Time out???

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Hey HCDJ

You outlasted Lionel

I miss Hubie Brown

End of Game

Good Game Celtic bros

Enjoyed getting grit-n-ground?

Hammer nail coffin