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Take a Look at The Injury Report for Tonight's Cleveland Game...

...And They Will Know us By the Trail of Our Dead Injured

Nelson Chenault-USA TODAY Sports

Here is the Injury Report for Tonight's game against the Cleveland Cavaliers

  • Marc Gasol (Out, foot)
  • Brandan Wright (Out, knee)
  • Jordan Adams (Out,may or may not be still alive)
  • Mike Conley (Out, foot)
  • Chris Andersen (Out, shoulder)
  • Matt Barnes (Rest, Hamstring)
  • Zach Randolph (Rest, foot)

But Tony Allen is back after being out for eight games.  Man are they gonna need him.

Here is the guys on the roster that will be available to play tonight and how they will inevitably be injured during this game:

  • Tony Allen (Out, cut finger eating pancakes at a Cracker Barrel)
  • Vince Cater (Out, injured applying Just For Men to beard)
  • Mario Chalmers (Out, broken nose after dabbing)
  • JaMychal Green (Out, burst into flames after being too awesome too long)
  • P.J. Hairston (Out, lack of interest)
  • Ryan Hollins (Out, hit by car thinking he was a traffic cone)
  • Jarell Martin (Out, broken hips trying to do like Andrew Ford suggests when he defends the pick-n-roll)
  • Lance Stephenson (Out, broken wrists from dribbling but looked awesome while doing it)

Grizzlies play the Cavaliers tonight at 6 CST on NBATV.