Report Card: Game 2, Memphis Grizzlies vs. San Antonio Spurs

D

Jordan Farmar: 31 min, 8 p, 2 a, 1 r, 2 s, -12

Farmar led the Grizzlies in minutes last night. I repeat: Jordan Farmar, approximately our 2,741st point guard this season who has been on the team for 14 games, led the team in minutes.

C-

Vince Carter: 17 min, 4 p, 1 r, 1 a, 2 s, -13

Carter's 38 year old body just isn't in a place to handle the role he's being asked to play. We'll see flashes of his former glory like we saw in Game 1, but last night was a regression to the mean.

‘Bout to sad-eat some Honey Bunches of Oats

— Kevin Lipe (@FlyerGrizBlog) April 20, 2016

C

Matt Barnes: 30 min, 9 p, 6 r, 2 a, 1 s, -8

An unspectacular, forgettable performance by Barnes, but he did have the best quote of the evening:

Matt Barnes: "We're coming to a gunfight with spoons."

— Geoff Calkins (@geoff_calkins) April 20, 2016

B-

Zach Randolph: 30 min, 11 p, 12 r, 3 a, -14

Wherefore art thou, Z-Bo? Being stifled by the Spurs' smothering defense. When you are literally the only threat the opponent has to gameplan for, and that opponent is led by Gregg Popovich? Ugh...

D

Chris Andersen: 24 min, 4 p, 8 r, -11

The Birdman's wings have been clipped.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!"

D+

Xavier Munford: 27 min, 6 p, 3 r, 2 a, 2 s, -19

And Munford had the most minutes of anyone coming off the bench last night. This is what it's come to.

I’m still watching, but… Look. There hasn’t been much to say for weeks. This is a broken team.

— Kevin Lipe (@FlyerGrizBlog) April 20, 2016

D-

Jarell Martin: 23 min, 4 p, 3 r, 1 a, 2 s, -20

Yeesh. Exposed by the Spurs' future Hall of Fame big men last night. But hey, he's a rookie playing against an all-time great team. He gets a pass.

INC.

Tony Allen

Much respect to Tony Allen, who's out there playing hurt and still busting his ass.

— John Martin (@JohnMartin929) April 20, 2016

B-

JaMychal Green: 19 min, 6 p, 7 r, 1 a, 2 s,  2 b, -7

Lots of motor and activity last night, which is more than you can say about a lot of our players. I like that he busts his butt regardless of situation.

F

P.J. Hairston: 10 min, 0 p, -7

I am very ready for P.J. Hairston to no longer wear a Memphis Grizzlies uniform. Very, very ready.

C-

Lance Stephenson: 9 min, 4 p, 1 a, -8

Joerger almost gave Born Ready the Bulls treatment again last night, but Stephenson did get 9 short minutes. In those 9 minutes, Lance somehow found a way to still jack up 7 shots, missing 5 of them.

Whatever.

Oy Vey

Head Coach Dave Joerger

His in-game interviews have been so dejected. Dude knows what he's up against.

It's funny how all of these people who wanted Joerger fired a few months ago now say they wouldn't trade him for a 1st round pick.

— Return of Vinsanity (@VinsanityGNG) April 20, 2016

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Marc Gasol: DNP

>:(

Mike Conley: DNP