It’s Friday, which means it’s time to bid goodbye to the work week and have some fun. And we all know there’s no better way to have fun than by telling some good ol’ fashioned dad jokes!
Below, you’ll find a dad joke for each of (almost all of) the players on the Memphis Grizzlies roster. There are some one-liners, as well as a few pun-glasses jokes, and all of them are great for any occasion, whether you’re a dad yourself or just trying to break the ice at a party.
Try ‘em out!
Q: Why does Marc drive with his seat back?
A: So he's always got Gasol-lean in the car.
Q: Where does Mike Conley grow his vegetables?
A: In a point garden.
Q: What do you call it when JaMychal farts at home?
A: Green-house gases.
Q: What does TA use to tell time?
A grindfather clock.
Q: What does Randolph use on his hunting expeditions?
A: A Z-Bo and arrows.
When the Grizzlies' new forward is on fire from the field, you can call him...
Q: What does James use to light his cigarettes at Wimbledon?
A: Ennis matches.
If basketball doesn't work out, Harrison could start his own private investigation firm called...
If Jarell couldn't find a working lavatory, I guess it'd be a situation where...
Jarell M. N-O-P
If Wade’s hairline starts receding, I guess he’d be…
Q: What’s Davis’ favorite way to eat potatoes?
A: Deyon-tater Tots.
Q: What happens when Daniels trips over Helen in Paris?
A: The fall of Troy.
When he feels achy, he’d probably be...
Q: What do you call a basketball player that doesn’t exist?
Jordan Adams Brandan Wright