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Something on the lighter side to brighten up your Friday: Dad jokes! Featuring all of your favorite stars of the hardwood!

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It’s Friday, which means it’s time to bid goodbye to the work week and have some fun. And we all know there’s no better way to have fun than by telling some good ol’ fashioned dad jokes!

Below, you’ll find a dad joke for each of (almost all of) the players on the Memphis Grizzlies roster. There are some one-liners, as well as a few pun-glasses jokes, and all of them are great for any occasion, whether you’re a dad yourself or just trying to break the ice at a party.

Try ‘em out!


Marc Gasol

Q: Why does Marc drive with his seat back?

A: So he's always got Gasol-lean in the car.

Mike Conley

Q: Where does Mike Conley grow his vegetables?

A: In a point garden.

JaMychal Green

Q: What do you call it when JaMychal farts at home?

A: Green-house gases.

Tony Allen

Q: What does TA use to tell time?

A grindfather clock.

Zach Randolph

Q: What does Randolph use on his hunting expeditions?

A: A Z-Bo and arrows.

Chandler Parsons

When the Grizzlies' new forward is on fire from the field, you can call him...

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Chandler Arsons.

James Ennis

Q: What does James use to light his cigarettes at Wimbledon?

A: Ennis matches.

Andrew Harrison

If basketball doesn't work out, Harrison could start his own private investigation firm called...

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Drew Detective.

Jarell Martin

If Jarell couldn't find a working lavatory, I guess it'd be a situation where...

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Jarell M. N-O-P

Wade Baldwin

If Wade’s hairline starts receding, I guess he’d be…

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Wade Baldin’.

Deyonta Davis

Q: What’s Davis’ favorite way to eat potatoes?

A: Deyon-tater Tots.

Troy Daniels

Q: What happens when Daniels trips over Helen in Paris?

A: The fall of Troy.

Vince Carter

When he feels achy, he’d probably be...

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Wince Carter.

Brandan Wright

Q: What do you call a basketball player that doesn’t exist?

A: Jordan Adams Brandan Wright

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